Is this thing on? Hello?
I want to get back into blogging. I've been saying that for the past, oh, four years? I'm pregnant and sick and exhausted so this seems like a really good time to actually do it, right? Right. This post may be on the front page for the next two years.
So... hi! I'm pregnant. Again. Kids 1.0 and 2.0 currently look like this:
It is still a massive pain in the ass to login to Flickr, I see, so good to see that some things don't change.
I currently look like this:
Except even more pregnant because that is from two weeks ago. Another thing that has not changed is that I continue to defy the laws of physics by looking nine months pregnant at a mere 23 weeks (when this picture was taken) but will surely continue to grow for the next many, many weeks. Pregnancy is very magical. I am thrilled we will be getting our third girl (!!!) but am very, very over being pregnant. Being pregnant is terrible. There are robots who do surgery and cars that drive themselves now, where is my robot surrogate. Thanks for nothing, Obama.
I just got busted eating mini boxes of Nerds by my large child, who hasn't napped in two years, so time to peace out. Are we still saying that? I'm pretty sure not. I also got my car inspected this morning with two tiny heart barrettes in my hair that I had no idea were in there, while wearing ill-fitting purple sweatpants, and I haven't slept a full night in approximately five years, so I don't care. I need to go hide and eat more Nerds now and contemplate how I keep gaining so much pregnancy weight.