It might have something to do with how much Mechanic Kittay reminds me of this idiot:
When UR at werk
Im pretendin 2 B Marie Antionnette
The Invisible Sandwich cat is also a pretty good likeness. Last night we caught Madison in a fake fight with one of the neighborhood strays, who was sitting on the other side of kitchen window. They were swatting at each other from opposite sides of the glass. Sometimes you can just feel the love, you know?
In other news, I am currently sweating to death because I decided to disregard the weatherman's prediction of 60-degree weather today (when is the weatherman ever right?) and wore a wool turtleneck to work. And I just found a big fatty hole in one of the armpits. Maybe it will provide some ventilation, at the very least.
Mmmm... venti. I need some coffee. I hope they still make iced coffees in almost-November.
Otherwise I might just pretend it's my Halloween costume:
I'm a JCrew model! Who ripped her sweater! Get it? I'm an out of work JCrew model who has no money to buy new clothing! That's why I haven't brushed my hair in several weeks and I'm not wearing any makeup...wait, what do you mean Halloween's not today? Tomorrow?? Well, hell, I guess I look pretty silly, then don't I?
Happy FREAKING Monday, internet. I hope you're all well rested and appropriately dressed for the weather.