I never emailed that lady about that project. Crap crap crapcrapcrap. I need to do that first thing in the morning. FIRST THING. Don't forget! Maybe I should get out of bed and write it down. No, I'll just make a mental note. But what if I forget? I really don't feel like getting out of bed. But I don't feel like worrying about forgetting either. Oh, fine. I'll just write it down.
Maybe I should just go and email her right now. Would it look psychotic if I email her at 12:30am? Maybe I'll just set the email to time delay so it goes out at a reasonable morning hour. But I don't feel like going downstairs and starting up the computer and dealing with our crappy internet and oh, whatever. I'll just write it down. I won't forget.
When am I going to go to yoga this week? I'm going to New Jersey on Friday, so the weekend is out. Maybe I'll go on Thursday after work. Oh, I can't go on Thursday, because I have to drop Joel's car off after work for him to pick up when he gets back on Saturday. I have to do that on Thursday, since I'll be leaving on Friday. I cannot forget to drop his car off on Thursday! God, that would be awful. He'd be stranded up there and it would all be my fault. Maybe I should write that down too. No, I'll remember. Thursday: drop off car. Shit, I better write it down.
Great, now I'm all awake. But I'm so tired. Maybe I'll try to read for a little while.
I should go to the chiropractor while I'm up in Charles Village on Thursday dropping the car off. I think I have an appointment scheduled for Monday night, but I can't make it since I have photography class. I can't forget to call and reschedule that appointment. I've spaced out on the past three and they totally hate me. Whatever, I can't be the only one who occasionally forgets appointments and they should be happy to have my continued business. But I should really go on Thursday, since I'm going to be up there on Thursday anyway to drop off Joel's car. Thursday: Chiropractor and car. Don't forget!
Reading sucks. I'm just going to go to sleep. I'm so tired.
How am I going to get home after I drop off Joel's car on Thursday? Maybe I should ask someone to give me a ride. Or I could just take the bus. I need to look up the schedules and see when it runs at night. Or maybe I could just run home. How far would that be? Maybe it's too far. I should look it up on Google maps tomorrow morning. Thursday: chiropractor, drop off car, possibly run home. Got it.
I wonder what time it is. 1am. Well, that's not so bad. I'll just read a few pages and then hopefully I'll fall asleep.
Maybe I can go to yoga on Wednesday. I wonder if they have a class on Wednesday night. Oh, shit. I have to go to book club on Wednesday night. I haven't read the book. But I backed out of going the last three months and they totally hate me. I should just up and quit instead of flaking out every month. But I already RSVPed yes for this month, so I can't back out now. OK, so Monday: photography class. Wednesday: book club. Thursday: drop off Joel's car and run home. Wasn't there something else? Oh, chiropractor. I'd better write all of this down.
Henry, you cannot sleep on my head. I can't breathe when you're sleeping on my head. Go sleep on Joel's side of the bed. I'm too tired for this.
So I guess I'll go to yoga on Tuesday. Man, that's only like one day away. That means I'm not going to get to the gym once this week. What a waste of money. Oh well. I like yoga better anyway. I wonder if I can make it home on Sunday night in time to go to another yoga class. I think my card is about to expire soon and I already paid for ten classes. I wonder how many I have left. I should ask them. Next time I go there, don't forget to ask how many classes I have left pre-paid and when that expires. I never should have gotten the ten class card. That screwed me last time, too. Next time, just get the five class card. And don't forget to ask how many classes are left on the current card. On Tuesday. Tuesday: yoga.
I wonder what time it is now. 1:45! Shit. I am going to be a mess tomorrow.
When am I going to take Max to the vet for his follow up? I should do that next week. I need to call them for an appointment. I guess I should go on Wednesday, that way I can work out on Tuesday after being totally sedentary at work and then the photography class on Monday night. That reminds me, I have to charge the camera battery. And call the vet. Next week: Max vet. Don't forget to call.
Two am. Sweet. Now I'm not even tired anymore.
Man, and the week after that, Henry has a vet appointment, plus I have my last photography class on Monday. That means two days that week I won't be working out. Which means I need to work out both days on the weekend to keep my five-day-a-week promise. Dammit. I hate working out on the weekend. I guess I can go to yoga both days, at least that way I'll be using up my pre-paid card before it expires.
Screw this, I'm going downstairs to watch TV until I fall asleep.
I never cleaned the house today. Man, it's such a mess. This blanket is covered in cat hair. I really need to wash it tomorrow.
Henry, you still can't sleep on my head. Go sleep on my stomach. At least that way I can breathe.
This Law and Order about dog fighting is so sad. Good thing I'm not sleeping tonight, because it would definitely give me nightmares. Come up here and snuggle me, Henry. Sorry I said you couldn't sleep on my head. You can do anything you want as long as you don't get used as bait for a dogfight, OK?
Did I just doze off? What the hell is going on in this episode? Let's just rewind and let's see... hmm, this is the last thing I remember. Awesome, that means I just slept for half an hour! I wonder what time it is now. No, I shouldn't look. It just makes everything worse. But what if I set my cell phone alarm wrong? Better check it. Yup, it's on for 7:15. Crap, it's 4am. At this point I might as well just stay away and try to go to the gym before work, at least that way I'll be worn out tonight and...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What the hell is that noise? Oh, it's the alarm. Ow, what was that? Henry, get off my neck. I need to move. I have so much to do today. I need to call the vet, when did I decide to take Max in? And what do I need for photography class tonight? Oh, shit. I was going to take those jeans to be hemmed today. I forgot to try them on. I'll deal with it later. I have to go to work. I'm going to be late. Do I have anything I can take for lunch? Oh, forget about it. I'll just figure out something when I get to work. Maybe I'll splurge on pizza at the coffee shop. I'm so late. Maybe I should call in sick. No, then everyone will think I'm hungover from St. Patrick's day. Oh! I have leftovers from Friday at the office, I can just have those for lunch. Awesome. Where's my coffee mug? We're almost out of cat food. I really need to vacuum down here. Didn't I just vacuum a few days ago? What time is it? Crap, I'm so late! Maybe if I walk really, fast I can still be on time to work.
I'm going to need a lot of coffee today.