Times I hit the snooze button this morning: 4
Times Max vomited before I left for work: 2
Catcalls received on way to work: 0
Hours worked at work: 8.5
Hours worked on papers: .5
Catcalls received on my way home from work: 2
Pounds of cat food purchased: 10
Quantity of feline antidepressants purchased: 30
Flowers planted: 5
Gardening accidents: 0
Piles of cat vomit stepped in: 1
Additional piles of cat vomit found throughout the house: 4
Times Max decided not to use the litterbox: 1
Value of that rubber-backed mat: its weight in gold
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And because 24 is a number, and so totally fits in with this theme (and I didn't even plan it!):
I'm saying this here as my time-stamped record -- I'm beginning to think that Audrey Raines is involved in this terrorist business. I can't say how just yet, but there's something fishy going on Ms. Raines... how many times is she going to say "MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT RECORDING, JACK"?? She's in on it. And I'd be willing to bet she's sleeping with Logan too. She looks like that kind of girl.
And yet, I still have no answer to my question from last week: WHERE IS AARON PIERCE? I don't feel all too reassured with the unstable Martha Logan on the case.
Wow. YOu really love your cats. If my kiddo vomited that much and decided not to use the toilet, I'd give him away. heehee
Seriously... YOu are such a good catmommy.
Posted by: Lisa B | Tuesday, April 25, 2006 at 07:44 AM