MIA

It stands for Missing in Action AND Miami.  Get it?  The former is where I've been the last few days, and the latter is where I'll be from 10:30am tomorrow through Sunday night.  Needless to say, I like the latter better.

I have no excuse for being MIA the past few days.  I'm lazy.  And boring.  I have nothing to talk about except cats fighting, cats being sick and general suckitude on the home front.  To add to that fun, the food I feed my cats was recalled today.  Yahoo, kidney failure for everyone! While I am a little worried (mostly because, hello, what the hell is Joel going to feed them while I'm gone now?), I am also having Erin Brocavich-esque fantasies in which it will turn out the the myriad of health issues my pets have experienced over the past few months can all be blamed on Big Evil Corporation selling poisoned food, and I'll use my multi-million dollar settlement to buy myself a mansion where my kitties can live out their wearing ruby-studded collars and scratching the crap out of their own personal persian carpet collections.

Honestly, I'm so sick of thinking about all of it that I just can't bring myself to talk about it here.  Plus, I am pretty sure that no one cares.  So that's that.

Durrr.... Miami?   

See you all in few days.

Comments

[Alyndabear]

Have an awesome time, Miami will be big fun -- and kitties will be fine. xo

[heidikins]

Hope you have a blast in Miami!! Sounds like a few days of sunny relaxing are just the thing you need. Oh, and a multi-million dollar settlement.

xox

[angela]

Have a great time! Miss us!