What to do, what to do?

Say you're traveling for.... not work. 

And say you have to be up, awake, and in your biznass pants at 5:30 tomorrow... IN THE MORNING.

Also, let's say that you're not a morning person.

What is the proper course of action?

A. Go to your dry, boring business dinner, make polite and witty conversation, then discreetly  excuse yourself to get to bed at a reasonable hour.

B. Go to your dry, boring business dinner,drink five glasses of wine, and ingest enough calories for a week.

C. Go to your dry, boring business dinner,, drink five glasses of wine, ingest enough calories for a week, and then stay at the restaurant until midnight.

D. Go to your dry, boring business dinner,, drink five glasses of wine, ingest enough calories for a week, stay at the restaurant until midnight, and then lock yourself out of your hotel room.

E. Go to your dry, boring business dinner,, drink five glasses of wine, ingest enough calories for a week,  stay at the restaurant until midnight, lock yourself out of your hotel room, and then blog about it.

If you answered  E, I'm afraid that tomorrow is going to be a very, very long day for you.   Also, you are an asshole.

Goodnight, friends.  Or should I say good morning?

PS: This post is not spell checked because I am drunk.

PPS: I love you guys.

Comments

[Jay]

You rock.

Remember: water is your friend.

[elise]

Awww, we got a drunk "I love you"! We love you too. You and your business pants :)

[audrey]

Does the 5:30am travel allow for sleep? Because, if not, ouch.

[Justin]

LOL!

Now THAT was a great post.

..and I concur with Jay, drink lots of water and don't puke on the boss or the client.

[Isabel]

OPH...I heart you forever.

[janet]

hahahahhaha.

i mean, i'm sorry, that sounds terrible.

[-R-]

Oh no! I hope you survived with minimum headache!

[angela]

At least it was free wine and free calories.