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Wednesday, July 09, 2008


Someone stole your UPS package? That is so wrong.

I hope you find your car.

When I get stressed, I have dreams where I am just screaming at people, and then I wake up all angry.

Someone stole a UPS box from my sister's apartment hallway, although I'm sure the J. Crew label on it didn't help the situation. So annoying.

Even though I knew your dream didn't actually occur, even reading it made me stressed out. Bah.

Oh no! I feel certain that your real wedding will not include a wild hog. Well... 75% certain, anyway!

What! That's horrible! Who steals packages? They don't even know what's in it!

Normally it is nearly impossible to write down details of a dream and make it even mildly coherent or entertaining.

OPH Dream Sequence - SUCCESS! That was hilarious. I mean, I'm sorry for you, but that was freaking funny. And yeah, I'd say you got to your breaking point. Congrats on finding it!

A pox on the USPS! FIE! FIE!

And the dream sequence is hilarious. It's like those dreams you have where you're walking into a classroom for a final exam and realize you haven' been to class the whole year. Only my freshman Advanced Logic class...well, it was a reality. Even worse than the dream, I'm afraid.

I would be PISSED if someone took my mail or packages. (I refrained from saying my box because then I would fall off my chair in a fit of giggles. Because I'm a 12 year old boy apparently.)

Deep breathes! Things, I assure you, will be crazy as your wedding approaches, but with equal assurance, *everything* will get done. Trust me.

That dream, though? Rather funny in retrospect of my wedding!

Hope you find the UPS box, or at least that it wasn't super valuable.

I would be so mad if someone stole my UPS package, but are you sure someone didnt steal your car?!?!

Dude, that sucks! All of it!

Tim is currently having issues with the post office in which they supposedly tried to deliver a very valuable box to our house then brought it back to the post office but when tim went to pick it up they didn't have any idea or record of where it was and then he learned that they'd tried to deliver it to his parents' house so he went to THAT post office who also didn't know where it was and now it turns out it's supposedly on its way to his parents' new residence in georgia but they haven't received it yet and holy shit it's a damn good thing that package was insured.

Anyway, it made me think of you and all the trouble you've had with the postal system.

Hope you have a fabulous trip!

When I can't find my car and yes it has happened more than once...I hold the electronic key/lock thingy over my head and hit the lock button several times until I find the honking car.

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